It's not entirely wordless, but I do promise it will make you laugh your ass off. Pay attention to when he says "I am your man and I am holding you" and "STOP IT. STOP IT NOW." and my personal favorite, "I am PROTECTING you!" Also, check out that kick-ass Sid and Nancy shirt he's rocking. I told Stomp last night that the best day of tv all year long was when Ellen makes Andy & Amy go through the Haunted House. If you want to check it out this year, it'll be on tomorrow.
*No, Ellen does not pay me any money. Ellen does not even know who I am, despite the fact that my 3 year old dances naked to her, declares that he "looooves Eh-En" and he sings her songs that we then send to her. This is not a paid endorsement, it's just a "Watch Ellen because that shit is fahkin' funny, yo".*