Okay first of all,
NO this is not a paid advertisement. I assume Lipton has no idea who I am except that I keep
sending them love letters writing them letters complimenting their products. See, I love tea. I mean really,
really love tea. I feel about tea the way some people feel about
their kids coffee or wine. In fact, in some completely whacked out circles, I'm considered something of a tea expert.
(Editor's Note: This is different from a tea-bagging expert, just sayin'). So anyway, recently I've been loving the hell out of Orange/Passion Fruit/Jasmine green tea (the Jasmine lingers on your lips forever, making you feel so sexy) and Acai/Dragonberry/Melon green tea (the smell of that particular flavor is simply
divine). But today while I was at the store they had a new flavor I had never heard of. My heart started to pound, my hands got a little clammy and shook a little. Cranberry Pomegranate green tea? That can't possibly be as good as it sounds, can it? Oh please let it be as good as it sounds. Just in case, I only buy one box. I could hardly contain my excitement as I got home and rushed up the stairs and turned on my kettle. I filled one of my latte mugs (I'm sorry, but one of those teensy little mugs is just
never enough). I took a sip. My eyes closed in ecstasy. And, as I had an ethereal tea experience, the angels sang from heaven.
So please, I
implore you, try some of this tea. It will change your tea life forever. Even if you're not crazy about fruit in your tea (which is how I was until Lipton started making all these blends). Let Lipton change your life, ok?
**Bonus points if you get the Brian Regan "I'm RECORDING fishing" reference**
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